Tuesday, October 10, 2006

What doesn't a Grants Goddess do, exactly?


Some of you people wonder what it is I do... at work that is... Well, i had to provide a presentation at our staff retreat last week. Included in my little powerpoint, was a segment dispelling several myths about my role. Drum role please... here they are:
1. I do not have an oversized federal checkbook in the trunk of my car (see Exhibit A).
2. I have yet to see flying bags of money flowing out of the chimneys of federal agencies... flying monkeys maybe... (Exhibit B)
3. I am not the money honey, but i can "show you the money."

Hopefully this clears up my job description for you guys some.

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